I received this email from a friend and felt the need to share it…thanks Kate!
The First Kiss
It’s your first kiss and several questions might come to mind:
Is it the right time?
Is anyone watching?
Does your partner even want to?
Is your breath fresh?
And…should you use your tongue?
Then you say,
“What the heck”…
and just go for it!
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Bwahahahahahahahha! Blehck!
Much nicer than my first kiss - which pretty much grossed me out. And it was with a human, just in case you were wondering.
WC
Wow…a pig kiss nicer than your first kiss? Ouch. I was going to ask if it was a frog…but you already answered that. Haha!
I remember my first kiss. I was in the 8th grade. Now keep in mind that was 45 years ago. We were at a school dance and the boy, George, kissed me and I happened to have my mouth open and I remember thinking how awful that was because you should have your mouth closed when you kiss someone. I had a lot to learn.
Were you talking when he went in for the kill…is that why your mouth was open? Or were you yawning? Heeheehee!
Phunny.
I thought so. Nothing like a little snout lickin’!
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH Nice first kiss. Mine wasnt to a pig but, I was one like that
Wow, it seems that everyone’s first kiss was…messy!
I am reminded (not because he was piggy) of being nervous about kissing Kenny B. in the movie theater because we both had braces and I thought we’d get stuck together!!
And I’m thinking back to mine - David M. So much tongue I didn’t know what to think! Ha!
Haaaaa, Haaaaaa, I didn’t see that one comin! This is adorable. It reminds of this place by us called “The Catskill Game Farm”, where I have seen some very similar kisses! Great post, thanks for sharing, made me smile today!
I didn’t either when I got the email. I laughed my ass off…and to think the parents didn’t even stop him/her!
You’re welcome…glad it made you smile.
MmmmMmmm BACON!
But it’s not bacon…YET!
COME ON NOW - ADMIT IT! We have all kissed a pig now and then….
Ok, I guess you’re right…sloppy little piggies!
Wonder if the pig french-kissed . . .
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Ha! I was wondering the same thing. I wonder what pig tongue is like…well, the live version anyway.
Awww … what a pretty piggy.
Oh, that’s right…you love piggies…but would you lick it’s snout? Heh.
This reminds me of a Sex and the City episode where Charlotte broke up with someone because he was a bad kisser (included lots of dog-like licking all over her face). I often think of this (and now your photo) before I have a first kiss with a new guy and am terrified he’ll be thinking that I’m the bad kisser.
And I hope you use this photo for blackmail in the years to come if this child is your’s.
Hey there Pammy Girl,
Thanks for stopping by.
Hahaha…dog-like licking all over the face. What are people thinking when they do that? Barf.
Hmmm…I’ve got to say that I haven’t had too many bad kissers…just a few when I was younger - you know, the ones who think that ramming their tongue down your throat is appropriate. Oh…and a few years back I dated a guy who I deemed “the soap opera kisser”. He’d perform this weird rotating of his head whilst attached to my lips…like the over zealous way the soap opera actors “make out”. Ick.
I wish I could use the photo as blackmail…alas, it’s not my child!
This was both gag worthy and hilarious! I love how instead of pulling the child away the adult went for the camera first.
Hey Bluesuit,
Thanks for the comment.
Hahaha…I was assuming this child must not have been their first or they would have pulled him/her away rather than going for the photo op!
That pig is cuter than the guy I kissed on New Years Eve…sigh.
Awww…. But, did he kiss like a pig? Heehee!
This is fantastic, BAHAHAHAHH! OMG, what went through that child’s head? Yuck. Just yuck. Speechless….
I know, right? Was the kid just thinking…hmmm…looks like something that should be licked….gag!