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That brings a tear to my eye.
Aww, you poor dear, let me get you a tissue!
UMmm thats not my biggest regret, In fact while we are on the subject. I am having a hard time with m=boyfriend on that he wants to have sex and I dont.
Oh Kaylee, stand your ground and don’t give in to him. You are far too young to be making that kind of decision - a decision that will affect you the rest of your life!
Naw! Knitting is so much more fun! Look at those snuggly booties, shoooot! What could be more fun than that? If someone whipped out a dick on this woman she’d probably knit him a dick cozy!
Bwahahahahaha! Oh God, JQ, you kill me! A dick cozy…you heard it first here folks!
I’m just wondering if she’s got any other color of yarn…not sure the men would be too fond of sporting pink on their dicks.
HA HA HA!!!! Is that Valerie Bertinelli? In an orange bed jacket? Hooo, baby, that’s some funky sex get-up!
I can see why she didn’t get more sex!
Ha! Valerie Bertinelli! Good one, Trisha. Yeah, I can’t imagine what guy wouldn’t want to bed her wearing an outfit like that!
The pic is funny but I am still laughing at JavaQueen’s comment!
Me too! She’s crazy and I love her!
Do you think she keeps those things on her feet during sex? Because that kind of does it for me.
Hahahaha…I think you just gave new meaning to the term “bootie call”.
Does she think she could have more sex with those slippers, plus she might muss up her hair! Reminds me of that girl from “Swingtown”!
I’m just trying to figure out why she’s toting that purse around whilst wearing her bedroom ensemble. Does she know something we don’t?
A dick coozy. Poifect.
Yes, leave it to JQ. She’s so clever.
Yup, JavaQueen is totally correct, this woman would TOTALLY go in for a vigorous, breathless, intense, rapturous and really LOUD…bout of knitting a “dick cozy” for someone.
She does get props from me for knitting herself a nifty little bag to hold her bedroom essentials. That thing was clearly designed to hold all the hysteria reducing “marital aids” a girl could want, AND still have room for a good book, a box of chocolates, her knitting needles and a skein of really good yarn.
What a trooper!
Gosh, did I forget to mention that I can knit? *evil snicker*
“sigh”….story of my life, but I guess I’ve still got time!
Oh…you’ve got plenty of time! Hell, I don’t so I’ve gotta start working it!