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I didn’t know it was good for polishing cookware!! Wow!
You learn something new every day! Heehee!
Yes, sadly, it does.
I think this is the best one yet! LMAO twice! I’ve heard it makes a nice skin lotion as well!
The best one yet? Really. Woo hoo! Because this is the first one I’ve created on my own. I usually just ‘borrow’ them from somewhere on the interwebs. My supply was running out so I’ve decided to start making my own.
Ahhh…skin lotion, yes indeed.
wow…I do have some old silver that needs sprucing up.
I want to make a funny comment about using a hand pump for this magic potion…but I’m laughing to hard at the image in my mind. Sorry.
Cowgal, you naughty girl…a hand pump. Bwhahahahaha!
I’m more curious where she keeps her supply. Is it “on demand” delivery, or is there a repository somewhere that she keeps “well stocked” for just these occasions?
Oh, I’m thinking she’s more of a repository kinda gal. I bet she has several tupperware containers full. He looks far too busy playing with his car to be a supply-on-demand kinda guy.
Ew.
And Dead Charming’s comment made me laugh.
Remember that craze- women putting semen on their wrinkles? Cuh-razy!
Heh.
Sorry, c. Didn’t want to make you cringe.
Oh my…semen on wrinkles?…never heard of that. Hmmm…
LOL. I want to see Cowgal’s comment on the hand pump now. This was a riot. Nice going 2LD. I wasn’t expecting it at all. But that doesn’t mean I didn’t enjoy it.
Hi Teeni,
Yes, I want to see Cowgal’s comment as well. Thanks…I like that you don’t expect it…the shock value is the best, no?
Great tip. I already use it to moisturize and now I can use it to clean my cookware.
Hey Andrea,
Long time, no see.
Thanks. I thought it was a helpful tip. I’m going to have to try it as a moisturizer now…because your skin looks ravishing!
I was thinking more as a condiment. It might make a good sauce for fish. But then again, I’m not into exotic ingredients.
Oh, Joan, of course, a condiment! As in, cum cream or semen sauce? Hahahaha.
I didn’t know you made this one up!! I love it even more now!!
Yep…I came up with this one all by my little self! Thanks, I hope I can keep up with the sarcasm/humor expectations. I’m going to try!
Sorry…I’m still laughing.
Heehee, me too.
OMG You have now cheered me up and I am doing a little better
Good! I’m glad. Have a great weekend, Kaylee!
Rumor has it it makes for a great tooth whitener as well. I’ve actually know a few women that used it and they had some of the whitest teeth I ever came across.
HA!
Wow, a tooth whitener?…I hadn’t heard that. It is a great cure for a sore throat - or so I’ve heard.
OH!!! And I forgot the mention, nice work on this one. Check you out, making funny haha stuff.
I like the personal touch. 
Thanks, Mr. P. Yeah, how about that…me being all funny and stuff. Who’d a thunk it? I just hope I can keep it up and make ya’ll laugh each week.
Freakin’ Hilarious.
Ha. Thanks, Evyl.
and happy belated birthday
Thank you, Kaylee!
I got nothn’ - what could I possibly say to this? It’s hilarious! Indeed, the best one yet!
What? You’ve got nothin’? I don’t believe it!
Thanks, JQ!
Wow you made that on your own! I would love to pick your brain, so incredibly good and hilarious! Brilliant!
Thanks, DDTD. Yeah, it’s a thick and twisted brain…mostly. But we seem to think alike so you know how that goes!
baby batter cleans pans?
Who’d a thunk it?
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“Baby batter”….hahahahaha. You so funny, m.
Apparently, it has many uses.
Is it available on tap or by the bottle??? LOL..
Um, wow, I’m not sure. I’ll have to check and see. Hahahaha.