Dog: “Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, rrrrr, bark, bark, bark, rrrrr, bark, bark…”
9 yr. old daughter (quietly): “Ridley, be quiet, stop, stop!”
Dog: “Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark….rrrr…barkbarkbarkbarkbark”
9 yr. old daughter (a bit louder): “Stop, you’re gonna be in trouble!”
Dog: “Barrrrrrkkkkbarrrrkkkkkbarrkkkkkkbarrrrk”
9 yr. old daughter (screaming): “Knock it off, YOU ARE GONNA GO TO HELL!”
Hmm…somebody’s taking after their cynical, potty-mouthed mother
Two Lazy Dogs 
“Hmm…somebody’s taking after their cynical, potty-mouthed mother.” Now THAT’S something to be proud of!
Absolutely! Wouldn’t have it any other way in this crazy eff’d up world!