Since my nine year old daughter believes that she is an expert on everything I thought it would be fun to ask her some questions about dating, love and marriage. And now, for your entertainment…
WHAT DO PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
E: They talk about themselves so they get to know each other better. And they sometimes drink beer and wine and go to a restaurant.
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
E: I’d say its okay when kids aren’t around and its in a quiet room (with lights on and stuff) right after you’re talking about yourself and stuff.
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
E: Its better to be married so you have the dad to take care of the kids and help – so you won’t be alone and have your hands full.
WHY DO YOU THINK PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE?
E: Probably because girls think men are handsome sometimes and they laugh a lot – and men think women are hot and cute because some have slim bodies.
WHAT DO YOU THINK FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE?
E: I think it is very dreamy, you just doze off . You’re calm and relaxed and thinking about getting married.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU?
E: You dress up nice, put makeup on to make all your zits go away, lipstick and eyeshadow, and nice clothes. Men would wear a suit and tie.
WHAT DO YOU THINK MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY “I LOVE YOU”?
E: I’m gonna have a good life with this man or woman. I’ll be happier, I won’t be alone.
HOW DOES A PERSON LEARN TO KISS?
E: Probably from their parents because they kiss with their husbands and kids see it.
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
E: Um, I’d say 32, because most people don’t have babies when they’re really young.
HOW DO PEOPLE MAKE LOVE LAST?
E: By being nice and dreamy to each other.
And there you have it…from the wisest of the wise!