In my never-ending quest for useless and odd information I decided to take a look see at what search terms folks are using to get to this here blog and this is what I found (to my dismay):
• cyst in kidney
• dog + sweet tarts (wtf?)
• Wow words
• lazy stuff (What exactly is lazy stuff?)
• cysts caused by tumors
• I’m afraid to be alone I’m addicted to my… (my what…I want to know…don’t leave me hanging)
• fun quotes
• pics of cancerous tumors (ick, seriously, you want to see that people?)
• words of wisdom
• cancerous tumor in bladder polyp
• what you need to be lazy (again, with the lazy shit? Should I change my header?)
• picture of kidney polyps (ick, ick, and more ick!)
• causes of searing pains in mid torso (sucker punches, karate chops…)
• dogs wow words (whoa, does somebody actually think dogs can talk?)
• crazy dog car ride (ha! I think I just found the name for my new band)
• lazy addiction (oh yes, that’s what I want to be addicted to)
• cysts + polyps
Okay, you get the idea. How frickin’ pathetic. Not even ONE single amusing search term. Give me some ‘pirate booty’, ‘pink plastic pimpmobile’, ‘screaming meamy bitch’ search terms damn it!!
I write one stinking post on Polyps, Cysts and Tumors, Oh My! and this is what I get?? A couple ‘lazy’s’ and one ‘crazy’ thrown in and that’s it? WTF? Should I just go ahead and rename the blog IrreCYSTable?
Oh yeah…the picture…it’s a colon polyp…search and ye shall receive!
Two Lazy Dogs 
atleast uve got no pervs visiting ur site 😀
True…not yet, at least!
Funny. I wrote one time about moles on my body and now that is one of the most popular searches that bring people to my blog. With one post I have now become a mole expert or something.
Search terms are very funny. I have done a few posts about the absurb search terms used to find my blog.
Yes, they are very funny…and I’m just wondering what everyone else is writing about to garner such crazy search terms!
Uh… Oh…
mine are all about drunk texting apologies!
Thats so wrong!
Oh…that is!
I’m feeling really out of the loop right now…oops. I never check stats, search words, hits or anything like that. I’m kinda blindly writing about stuff. To be honest, I don’t even know how to do that stuff!
Maybe put like the word vagina or lesbian as one of your titles and see how that works for you.
I just recently caught on to the whole stats thing…and now I’m addicted to checking it! Probably not a good thing…just one more thing to keep me on the computer. Oh, I bet now that you’ve left this comment with those two words in it I’ll get all kinds of freaky searches. I was just hoping to have at least ONE interesting search term!!
This is funny. I have to figure out how to do it too! I guess a lot of people have cysts! They are pretty cool looking so I see the attraction!
I just feel bad for the folks who are looking for medical info on the subject and they come across my blog!! Haha!
Here are two search terms that was used to find my blog:
1. pictures of dogs in recovery position
2. mohair sweater sissy
Oh well, I guess anything that works is okay with me!
Haha! Mohair sweater sissy…I love that! Of course as soon as I complain about all the “cyst” searches wouldn’t you know, today I got a good one: “I accidentally killed my hamster”!!
funniest one i ever got. (oh god i’m laughing already…everytime i think about it i laugh)
“what a bear’s butt smells like” who ARE these people and how did they end up at my innocent little blog!?
Hahaha…that’s great! Yeah, you wonder what the heck people are thinking when they’re using those search terms!