The guy who plows my driveway has a crush on me. I’ve actually known this for quite some time but have never really given it much thought. We flirt when we occasionally cross each others paths, but that’s the extent of it.
He’s very sly about his operations – he plows my driveway (for free) when he knows I’m not dating anyone but will not plow my driveway when I’m dating someone. Clever little fellow. As I pulled into my neatly plowed driveway this afternoon I thought to myself, “Hmmm…what have I gotten myself into? First the policeman, now the plow-driver. My collection of suitors is starting to resemble the frickin’ Village People!” Now all I need to do is find myself an Indian, a cowboy, a sailor…and then I remember…the Village People were gay. Shit!
Two Lazy Dogs 
I’m curious, is the plowing for free when your single a verbal agreement or does he just notice you have a guy with you and then gives you the bill? How does he know you are single?
Apparently, he asks mutual friends about me – to find out if I’m seeing anyone. I don’t ask him to plow…he just does it! When he knows I’m seeing someone he doesn’t plow!
Whitty humor, miss! 🙂
Thanks Kate!
VERY Funny! He uses his plow to pick up snow AND women!
Aha! I didn’t think about that!
Please don’t forget a follow-up post to the date with the man in uniform (police uniform, that is).
Oh, I will keep you posted!
ROFL! You are too funny. Now I will be singing “Macho, Macho Man…” all day-lol!
WOOF!
Haha…it’s very catchy isn’t it??!!
Perhaps an orgy in your future?
Heehee…sailors, pirates, cowboys…what could be more fun than that?
I think he is trying to send you a message “I’ll be happy to plow you anytime but, I’m an ethical man”
haha! the village people is definitely better than the village idiot…well, if the village idiot isn’t that hot, that is hehe.
Have you seen a movie called Beautiful Girls with Matt Dillon? He was a snow plower, and he would plow his ex-lover’s driveway shut to punish her. Be careful with the plower.
Gay men are the best!!
Yes they are!!
Hahaha….loved that ending, what a punch-line! 😉
(and in looking at that picture, I think you should go for a cowbooy next 😉 )
Haha…I think you’re right…I always wanted to be a cowgirl!
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