Lovely E and I have been having a splendid time in Florida with my dear friend, J, and we just got back from the Hannah Montana concert. Moms and daughters were rockin’ tonight!! J and I were exceptionally excited when we walked into the arena and were welcomed by a neon sign that read “Jack is Here”…and oh, Jack WAS there! Jack Daniels, that is. It was a crazy scene and we felt bad for those poor moms milling about without some sort of alcoholic beverage.
We made it through the throngs of high-pitched screaming girls (I’m pretty sure some of the screams were only heard by dogs) and fortunately didn’t have seizures from the intense light show and fireworks displays. Yes, damn it, we’re getting old. The kids had a fabulous time, but as always, I can find something to complain about in any situation – what the hell would I write about if I didn’t?
I had a hard time enjoying the concert because I was too busy fending off the blond bimbo that sat next to me. Every frickin’ time she started to take a photo of her kids she would twist herself right out of her seat and somehow her expansive ass would end up in my lap. Ugh. Then, she nearly blinded J as she flailed her outstretched arm across us and pointed her garishly long-nailed finger at someone or something across the arena. Not to mention she got a little too excited while swinging her glow in the dark concert ‘thingy’ around and around and around – I’m not sure if she was trying to hypnotize me with it or was getting ready to let that thing rip and whack me in the head. Good times.
We did have some fun after downing several drinks and embarrassing the heck out of our children when Billy Ray Cyrus appeared for the encore with his daughter. Our girls didn’t quite know what to do when their mothers began acting like obsessed teenagers and swooned over Mr. Achy Breaky Heart!
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Sounds like a blast! Pictures?
Lots of photos…but alas, we took the crappy disposable cameras so they’re not so hot.
Sounds like a good time was had by all! There is always an idiot sitting right next to you at those things, ugh. You know the thing about those disposal cameras is you can have them developed on a disc and then there might and I say might, be a chance to improve them in a photo program on your pc. Just a thought!
Yes, we really did have a great time. The girls were ecstatic! Once the girls caught sight of the Miley Cyrus tour bus they were off in a flash – they just started running and left us behind! Oh, and we did get the cd so hopefully we can fix some of the pics.
You weren’t aware that arena seats are as big as postage stamps? That way they can pack everyone in like sardines.
Also, the steps are so steep it feels like you are climbing on a ladder to get to your seat. I have to go down the stairs by sitting down and scooting on my butt.
Glad everyone had a good time.
Yeah, I forgot how small those arena seats were…and how dizzy I get when walking up and down those steps in the dark. Yikes!
Mmmm .. Jack.
Screw HM or Billy Ray .. Gimme some JACK!
Ha! I like Jack…but give me some Captain!!
You’re lucky to be alive after that suicide bomber tried to take out little Hannah at one of her concerts. I’m glad you saw history made when Hannah took the stage. Do you think Hannah will ever end up in rehab like all those other starlets?
I had just read about the teen bomber before we went to the concert…thank god there was booze…I had to drink to deal with both the anxiety of a possible bombing & to relieve the headache I got from listening to thousands of screaming girls. Ugh!
I hope Hannah doesn’t end up like all those other starlets – right now her family has the reins – but in un-reality-land that can change quickly.