Today the dog was barking frantically…no big surprise since this is a frequent occurance. My daughter looked at me and said, “I know what he’s saying.” “Really?”, I replied. “Yes”, she said, “He’s saying, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!”
I gave her my “you’re in big trouble look” and she said, “WHAT? Bitch is just a female dog.”
Damn, she’s good – she’s already outfoxing her dear, old Mom.
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I remember trying to get away with cursing in the same manner. . . LOL, but I think my mother said something about vernacular or that I could only use that word if I was talking about a dog and at no other time. She was on to me. Oh, the joys of being a parent!
She’s learning very quickly how to weasel her way out of getting into trouble. At least she’s quiet a bit smarter than I was when I was young. I flat out called my Mom a bitch to her face one day, which was rewarded with a slap to my face.
PS: I forgot to mention I love your new heading it’s wonderful. You are really getting good at the paint thingy. 😉
Thanks! It’s so much fun, I can’t stop playing with the paint thingy!
OMG…she is good!
And the header is great. I must get practiced on my skills and make a new one for my place.
Yes, she is real good.
Thanks…I’m addicted to the darn program and play with it daily. Can’t wait to see what you come up with!
oh she is effing clever!!
I love when they also use the swear word to “tell you what someone else said”. My daughter is famous for that one.
Oh yes…she loves to come home from school and say, “Um, don’t yell at me but Joey said ‘what the fuck’ in school today”. Nice.
LOL – she’s a smart one. BTW, I love the title.
WC
Yep, too big for her britches, that one. Thanks!
Again, that’s one smart little cookie 🙂
Yep…a little too smart, if you ask me!