Dearest Blogospherians, please accept my sincerest apologies for taking so long in getting another installment of E’s Elucidations together. With some gentle prodding and excellent topic suggestions from the lovely Rachel over at Whostheboss, I got my ass in gear and am happy to present my child’s take on drinking and alcohol:
WHY DO YOU THINK ADULTS DRINK ALCOHOL?
E: Um, hmm… probably because they think it tastes good so it gets really addicting to drink.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ALCOHOL TASTES LIKE?
E: I’m not sure.
HOW DO YOU THINK ALCOHOL MAKES YOU FEEL?
E: Calm and relaxed because when people drink alcohol they are always sitting back and relaxing.
WHAT DOES GETTING DRUNK MEAN?
E: When you drink a lot of alcohol and then it makes you crazy.
HOW MANY DRINKS DO YOU THINK IT TAKES TO GET DRUNK?
E: Five or ten.
SHOULD YOU DRINK AND DRIVE?
E: No, because you might get in a car accident because you’re crazy and drunk.
WHY AREN’T KIDS ALLOWED TO HAVE ALCOHOL?
E: Because it’s bad for them. Their parents probably don’t want them to get drunk because they’ll get crazy and swear.
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE OFFERS YOU ALCOHOL?
E: Say “no” and run away.
IS BEER WORSE THAN WINE?
E: Yes, because wine is made from grapes so it’s healthier and beer is mostly alcohol – that’s what I’m guessing.
WHAT IS A HANGOVER?
E: I have no clue.
Hope you enjoyed that! Now, I’m going to go grab myself five (or ten) beers and relax!
Two Lazy Dogs 