Apparently, the long weekend brought out the freakishness in folk as you can see by the search terms that landed people here:
Anus fuck (ok, not sure where that came from…I don’t believe I have ever mentioned anus on here…hmmm…maybe the search engine droid can now read minds. Uh-oh.)
Therapy when you ain’t got no money (that would be called self-help)
Sushi whore (yes, I am)
Stupid monkey (yes, they are)
If you ain’t got the cash pay with you’re a (wondering what the ending of this line could be?)
Really serious stuff (it’s all right here, folks)
A god will suck on an egg, if a dog can (ummm…not sure what they were searching for with this one)
Hong Kong Fooey’s cat (well, first, I believe it’s spelled ‘Phooey’ – and his cat’s name is Spot…welcome)
octopussy or eels in her ass holes (what, WHAT?)
Monkey fucker (ick…who’d what to fuck a shit slinger?)
Blah, blah, blah I’m a dirty whore
Dirty rotten whore (are you sensing a pattern here?)
Rainy day strap on (how about an any day strap on?)
Do real fairies like dogs (good question, and good luck with that one)
How to slap someone brutally (you’ve come to the right place; step on up, I’ll show you)
I love looking at search engine terms. You have some good ones. You wouldn’t believe some of the ones that I get. And if I ever need to slap someone brutally, it is good to know where I now can go.
Oh…I can imagine the search terms you get. I’m thinking something along the lines of – freaks fucking pirate midgets.
And the brutally slapping can come in handy…it’s always good to practice the slapping/spanking techniques.
WHAT? You get WAY more fun search terms than I do!
maybe I’ll start slipping in kinky sexual acts into my writings and drive up those hits!
Ha! All it takes is a few freakish terms and you’re in, girl! I think most of the search terms are derived from the comment section, not what I actually write. So, thank you commenters for making my search terms so, um…interesting.
hehahha, Love the terms.
I get some doozies, myself.
Im digging the eel vs octopus in the assholeS .. she has more than one asshole? Lucky her.
Yes, the eel vs. octopus…WTF? Interesting to say the least. Sometimes you just wonder what the hell people are thinking about!
So…do real faeries actually like dogs? I’m just wondering. 😉
Annie
Hey, Annie,
I’m sorry, I can’t answer that question. I believe that one would have to be handled by someone under the age of 10. Ohh…I just might have someone who could help you. I’ll ask her and see what she thinks!
My first thought was “duh, that’s an octopus, it doesn’t look anything like an eel” and then I read the post. I’m such a dork. 😕
Yeah, try finding a pic of an octopus AND an eel. Not going to happen. So, I had to settle with the cutesy blue octopus all because I like to pretty up my posts with pics!
You’ve got me rolling again! This so funny…
I know I personally stumbled upon your site, when I actually was looking for good sushi recipe for a fine ass monkey I was dating, who promised to bring a rainy day strap on eel for both my assholes.
I missed that date for your blog, by the way.
Really serious stuff.
You, ma’am, have a way with search terms! You had ME rolling on the floor.
So YOU’RE the one with two assholes?
Do real fairies like dogs?
Hilarious. That sounds like a blog waiting to happen. And I think I might do another “search term” entry. They are so much fun.
I can only imagine who was searching for the answer to that question. Weirdos. I love the search term posts. Good times.
This is so fucking hilarious I can’t believe it! And the comments about just added to the fun! Thanks you made my day! Now I have to go check my search terms, doubt they will be worth mentioning!
I can’t believe the terms people are searching for. You are welcome, DDTD! My commenters are the best, aren’t they? And, hey, you’re one of them!
A number of people have written blog entries about search words. I have NEVER had anything remotely weird, which kind of makes me sad as it makes me a little generic and white bread. The weirdest one was “grandmas who wear g-strings” but most of the time it’s: skinny celebrities, anorexia, depression, olsen twins and sugar cookies. Noticing a pattern? Not remotely as cool as your’s… hilarious!!!
Hey Pammy Girl,
It’s not all that it’s cracked up to be. Some of the terms make me feel a bit naughty, you know? Especially considering I NEVER typed some of the aforementioned terms on this here blog. Hey, I’d own it if I typed it!
I’ll just swing by and leave a comment for you that includes ‘rainy day strap on’. That should get the ball rolling!
I think I have you trumped in the odd search terms that turned up my blog:
“Death By Horse Cock video”
What????? Yikes. Did you post a commentary on the Horse Cock Video and I missed it?
Have you seen that video? It’s nasty. It even made my brother-in-law faint! Ha!
WOW those are good 🙂 how has your week been?
Hey Kaylee,
Pretty crazy stuff, huh? My week has been fine – how has your’s been? I’ll pop on over in a bit and check on you! 🙂
Wow, I thought my search terms were odd! You have some doozies! I love your FlickR photos that are showing right now (now that it is warm out I don’t mind looking at pretty snow – LOL) and when I’m not so tired I’m gonna come back and check more of them out. 🙂
Hi Teeni,
Yes, those search terms are odd, to say the least. Ohhh…the snow photos…makes me shiver just thinking about them! I’m glad winter is over, but it sure makes for some great photo ops! We had a spectacular ice storm and that is when most of the photos were taken…I raced out first thing in the morning with camera in hand – I even got my car stuck in the grape vineyard. All for the sake of art!
Holy hell whore, I mean woman! Ha! Ha! Ha! Bizarre search terms indeed!
blah blah blah I’m a dirty whore too 😉
Hey Anne,
Bwhahahahahahaa! You dirty rotten whore, you! Hahahaha. There’s some crazy shit going down on this here blog!
ha ha … “rainy day strap on” made me laugh out loud.
I need to go check mine now!
Hi furrychocolates,
Thanks for stopping by! I’m afraid to ask what ‘furrychocolates’ relates to. Hmmmm?
It always amazes me what people are searching for. Now, why would someone be searching for “rainy day strap on”??? Makes me want to Google it and see what I get! Ha!
I’ve had a few good ones because I posted about my broken ass. My most common ones are “My Little Ponies” and “Crazy Doctors”. Nothing like what you get. I gotta get busy and just throw in a few kinky words too.
Hi Joan,
I do get plenty of ‘Bratz’ searches since I did one stinkin’ post about Bratz dolls.
Yep, get busy and nonchalantly throw in a few kinky terms and you’ll be all set! Hahaha!
These are hilarious. Makes me envious. I don’t have eel and octopus in my search inquiry. I need to write something about those now.
I do have “Reading Rainbow on that ass”. I’m thinking about making t-shirts.
Aw, don’t be envious. I could always pepper my comments with obscene words and then you’ll be sure to get some crazy search inquiries!
Oooo…I want a “Reading Rainbow on that ass” t-shirt!!
ooop. Spoke too soon. Today I got, “stop dog pooping on couch”.
I hope I helped that person.
See…I haven’t gotten any involving dog poop…just lazy dogs…go figure.
Thanks for brightening up my day…I’m just wondering what the boss is going to think when he sees this link on my history…hmmm…..
You’re very welcome.
If your boss sees the link just explain to him that you were doing research on lazy dogs. That’s completely believable, right? 😀
If the MTV influx, in all its worldly glory has taught me anything its that someone who ain’t got the cash to pay with is a “scrub”. Also seen hanging on the passengers side of his best friends ride, hollering at vocal trios with ornately styled hair and black light-up outfits.
…and his game is kinda weak and I know that he cannot approach me cuz I’m lookin’ like class and he’s looking like trash. Heh
WOW. My weirdest search terms were “dont hate strippers hate government” and “sexually frustrated sea monkey” which I thought were cool at the time, but now they just don’t seem to measure up…
Hey Dead Charming,
So nice of you to stop by and leave a comment…thanks!
The terms just keep getting weirder and weirder (weirder doesn’t even sound like it should be a word, does it?). Oooo…I’ll take your ‘sexually frustrated sea monkey’ and give you my ‘octopussy or eels in her ass holes’…that’s a fair trade, isn’t it?
Possibly…I’ll have to keep that in mind…of course, it has nothing to do with my actual job of car electronics….hmm….
Hmmm…oh yes, you were researching the fact that dogs are typically lazy while riding in vehicles and were thinking of inventing a spectacular new device that would allow the driver to wake the dog before reaching a specific destination without ever having to turn around (or make any other unsafe move whilst driving). There, problem solved.
“rainy day strap on” = Band name?
I, too have just stumbled upon this site from my friend Billy at VeggieMacabre.
Sadly, my blog’s on Blogger, so I can’t look up for any freaky search terms. However, I did recently make a post with some random stuff to get myself onto more searches.
Beaming For Bunnies is the #1 Google Search for “Mustard Yellow Pinkjam”!
Haha…’rainy day strap on’ – great band name!
Whoa…mustard yellow pinkjam? I don’t think I could even fathom a guess!
Its been great I got good news 🙂