Today girl child decided to share a little tale about her teacher. She said, “Mrs. C. puts on this old Burger King crown and pretends to be the Queen Mum, she speaks with an English accent and acts all weird”. Girl child shook her head and said, “Yeah, the crown is soooo old she had to laminate it so it doesn’t fall apart.” She stated further, “Yesterday when she put the crown on and started to be the Queen Mum I asked, ‘Are you the Burger King Queen Mum’?” Oh boy. Yep, she’s definitely my spawn. I told her she has to be careful and not be too snarky with the teacher. She said, “Oh, Mrs. C laughed so hard and then so did everyone else.” Phew. Everyone loves a smart ass…right?
Two Lazy Dogs 
Thank God she wasn’t wearing the whole mask. Now that would have been creepy.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. I can’t stand that creepy Burger King character. I’m pretty sure the kids would run and scream if she donned the entire mask. Eek.
“The Snark” is strong with this one. 😛 Teach her the ways of “The Snark” you will. 😉
“The Snark” is very strong with this one. I shall teach her well.
Not be so snarky? What child can take that advice? Even, if it is too a teacher!!!!! This teacher may have some problems though in my book. 😉
Yeah, kind of a weird thing for a teacher to do. I just don’t want my child to get booted out of class for being a smart ass!!
Oh, she is a gem, 2LD! And I’m sure that it wasn’t easy to say “Are you the Burger King Queen Mum.” Because I just tried it and it’s like a tongue twister! LOL.
It is a tongue twister! Hahaha. She’s quick, that one. I’m actually proud of her snark – at least she’s not a shy, leg-clinger like her mother was!!
Nice.
Too bad the teacher wasn’t drinking chocolate milk.
There’s nothing better than watching dairy products come shooting out of a teachers nose.
Your daughter sounds like a total hoot. 😉
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Ha. Nose spewing would have been the icing on the cake!
My child is a hoot, most of the time. When the snark is directed at me, not so much.
Hi 2,
And people wonder why so many of our high school graduates can’t read. As to the smart ass thing, I’m sure I don’t know.
the Grit
Hey Grit,
So true. Thankfully, my child can already read so I can laugh at the teacher’s antics.
As to the smart ass thing, I’m sure you don’t know. Yeah. Right.
Right on little sista!
Heehee. She be just like her momma!
Can I borrow your kid for a bit? I’d forgotten how much fun they can be!
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Sure, you can borrow her. She’d have a knee-slapping good ol’ time with you, I’m sure!!
Wait, schools kick you out of class for being a smart ass? I better not go finish high school then! AND get in line trisha 😉
No, just kidding. But she could get sent to the ‘reflection room’ if she’s being a smart ass. No one wants to go sit in a room and look in the mirror for an hour!
Snarky = Genius
It’s true!
It is true, Billy. Thanks for backing me on this one.
Ha. So, me + mini me = double genius!!
According to Billy me and your daughter are geniuses? who knew?
It’s true. I knew it all along!
As I always say, better to be a smartass than a dumbass. Brilliant story.
Absolutely. Smartasses rule! Thanks…and thanks for stopping by!
“But she could get sent to the ‘reflection room’ ”
OH hell do not say that word to me, I got sent there once by a “teachers aide” for answering a teachers question. Yes, that aide was the strangest person I have ever met.Now, granted I didnt raise my hand but, still.k When I came back the teacher pulled me aside and said ‘did you do anything that I did not see?” I said no. She told me that the teacher aide was very weird and told me that I did nothing wrong!
Wheres the new post?
Oh, I can only imagine what goes on at school that my daughter doesn’t tell me about.
New post coming up soon…Feisty Friday for tomorrow, though!
I left something for you over at my place…. 😀 😀 😀 😀
Oooo…something for me? A pressie? Weeeeeeeeeeeee! I’ll come check it out right now. Thanks!
I’ve often seriously, seriously considered wearing a crown to work. Seriously, I’m quirky enough as it is, I might as well just seal the deal.
Oh, hell. I could so see you sporting a crown at work. Do it! Pictures are a must, though. Make sure you or Talea have a camera with you that day.