Well, well, well, look who came to visit this week. It’s Boo…and his lovely girlfriend, Bev. These two lovebugs arrived early this week and let me tell you, I’ve not been able to separate them since they got here. They’ve been very polite and quiet guests, but I guess it’s because they are so ‘into’ each other that they don’t require much attention or entertainment. When they arrived they were clinging to each other for dear life.
Boo explained that Bev was a little frightened because she had never traveled before and she was a bit unsure of what was in store. I assured them that there was nothing to fear here…except maybe the dogs…
Who are always excited to see who’s visiting.
I explained to both of them that they probably shouldn’t draw attention to themselves like they were – by hanging on my chandelier – because the dogs would be even more interested.
I went to work and they decided that they would prefer to stay home and rough it by themselves. When I returned from work at lunch time I couldn’t find them anywhere. The last place I looked…in my bedroom…was where they were! All snuggled in bed together. Hmmmmm.
Just look at Bev all puckered and ready to smooch!
I didn’t think it was a good idea for them to lie in bed all day, especially unsupervised. I wasn’t ready for any monkey business!
They found plenty of things to do for the remainder of the day. They made monkey bars out of my headboard.
And climbed up and down and around on the railings.
Played on the computer.
Until I realized what they were looking at:
Naughty monkeys! I think the lovebirds are ready to head out to their next destination – Trisha’s. After all, how much lovey-dovey-monkey-business can a host expect to take? Sheesh.
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! MONKEY PORN!!!! Those nasty monkeys!!! OMG, 2LD, this was the best!!
Bev all puckered up and the two of them snuggled up in bed together like that!!! How long is monkey gestation? Will we have to have a talk about birth control with these two???
Oh, GAWD! I hope I’m ready for them. I’ll look for some little monkey condoms but if Boo doesn’t know how to use them I am NOT showing him on a banana!!!!!!
I’m just sayin’!!!!
Not sure about the monkey gestation…you may want to look out for a ‘baby bump’ when they get to you!! Oh, lordy, monkey condoms?? I don’t even want to think about that.
ROFFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOSH… I was wondering who was gonna be the first buddy to get busted looking up buddy porn! Leave it to the monkeys!! HOLY CRAP I’m busting my f’ing gut laughing! Now I gotta go back up and read slow! That bad boo!!! Boo and Bev…now there is a combination!!!
Yep, leave it to the monkeys to get busted for buddy porn! You never know about monkeys…I was just glad they weren’t flinging their poo!
That pucker on Bev is cracking me up! Good Lord…bedrooms and monkey porn. I think I need to find you some kind award for this!
She does have quite a pucker. I love it!
now I have this tune running through my head….
Monkey lovin’ had me a blast…
monkey lovin’ happened so fast….
yikes!
Oh no! Stop, stop! Now it’s in my head!!
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! MONKEY PORN!!!! OMG…I am absolutely LMAO!!!!!
They are a cute little couple. When they fell in love at Nikki’s, she just couldn’t separate them and decided to give Beverly up rather than split up the lovemonkey’s. Oh, this was just to funny for a Sunday morning……My husband is looking at me laughing and the look on his face is like WTF are you laughing at!!!!
Bad, bad monkeys! They are such a cute couple, I can see why Nikki couldn’t separate them.
now he cant’ look at that and not laugh can he? Have you held a mirror up to his nose lately? Is he breathing? 🙂
Monkey Porn? Now that’s entertainment.
Ha. Dirty, dirty entertainment.
What awesome house guests- LOL! Laying around watching porn. What’s not to love? I think I might come and stay for a while *snort*
Ha. Come on over. We’ll dial you up something other than monkey porn, though, k? 😉
Monkey porn on YouTube? I think they would have better finds on…you know? I’ll keep that to myself.
Better finds on…ah, yes. I know.
This is one of the most creative and original posts I’ve ever encountered! You’ve got some serious talent!
Why thank you, solosocial. Thanks for stopping by!
You let them look at monkey porn and then sent them to Trisha’s??????!!!! I hope she knows YOU will be responsible for their behavior while they are with her! LOL.
I swear, I had nothing to do with the monkey porn! They are resourceful little critters!