Posted in Children, Kids, Life, Miscellaneous, tagged books, clever, crafty, creative, obession, t-shirt, Twilight, Twilight saga on April 7, 2009| 13 Comments »
E was in her room quietly crafting last night. She excitedly ran down the stairs to model her newest creation:
She said, “Since I don’t have a real Twilight t-shirt I decided to make my own. Do you like it?”
“I love it!”, I replied. The front is a bit gorey…the back, however…so clever!
Posted in Children, Environment, Family, Funny, Kids, Life, tagged kids say the darndest things, white bread on March 23, 2009| 9 Comments »
I always buy whole grain bread. The other day while shopping, E wanted me to buy white bread. Her argument, “It’s more convenient. When you’re in a hurry to eat you can just mush it up into a ball and pop it in your mouth.”
Great. So healthy.
Sheesh…kids these days.
Posted in Children, Humor, Kids, Life, Miscellaneous, Parenting, tagged Funny, kids say the darndest things, school, sex ed on February 8, 2009| 11 Comments »
Every year the fifth grade class at my daughter’s school has a week-long unit on sex education. My daughter is in fifth grade this year. Oh, joy!
It’s a pretty basic, straight-forward unit. The kids spend a week learning about self-confidence, grooming, puberty, reproduction, etc. At the end of the week there is an evening presentation that is to be attended by both parents and students. So, one evening we all cram into one of the little fifth grade rooms, sit in the chairs that are far too small for our adult asses and listen to the presentation. Most of the kids sit next to their parents. My daughter and several of her friends know what is coming and are too embarrassed to sit next to their parents so they pull up seats close to the front of the room.
The presentation consists of summarizing what our children have learned throughout the week, followed my a short video explaining puberty, sexual intercourse and child birth…in graphic detail. The pictures and information were shot at them so fast it left most gape-mouthed and blushing. But the boys in the back of the room…they were bursting out in fits of giggles. One of the boys was giggling so hard it was difficult to ignore. I attempted to hold in my laughter but as the boys rolled in the aisles when the words “penis”, “vagina” and “erection” were mentioned, I shook uncontrollably and a few chuckles escaped my lips. So much for being a good roll model.
By far, the best part was after the video when I happened to hear the boy sitting next to me say to his father, in a very matter-of-fact manner, “I knew all of this stuff already”. I just about choked. Turns out, the boy is on my daughter’s “Boys I Like List”. As we left the room, I tugged at her arm and whispered in her ear, “Stay away from Dxxxxx”. God, that’s ALL I need!
Posted in Animals, Dogs, Family, Funny, Kids, Life, tagged cute, kids say the darndest things, pets, sweet on February 3, 2009| 12 Comments »
E and the dogs were playing with her friends in the backyard and one of the kids inadvertently left the gate open. Uh oh. We know what happened next. The dogs escaped and started running around the neighborhood. Fortunately, the kids were quick and snagged the pooches before they got too far. After the incident, E emailed my sister (her aunt) and my sis shared the email with me:
“When I saw the gate was open, I started to shake. I knew Gus would run and run and wouldn’t come back. I knew Ridley would come back to the sound of mom’s voice, because to Ridley, hearing my mom’s voice was like the voice of a sweet angel calling to him!”
Posted in Children, home, Kids, Life, Miscellaneous, tagged bedroom, decorating, doors, garage, home improvement, my life, painting, photos, room makeover on November 18, 2008| 15 Comments »
…pair of garage doors! WooooooHoooo! Aren’t they loverly? I love the way the barn-door-type doors look and I’ve always wanted them…so, my Daddy made them for me. I’m very pleased with them and now E can even get into the garage by herself.
This is what the door used to look like:
BLECH! It was an old, rickety overhead door – and it was broken. The cables had snapped and it took all my strength just to open it.
And in other news, E decided she no longer wanted a pink room. Boo hoo. I loved her pink room – it was so girly cutesy. She insisted we paint it blue. It is a pretty blue – kinda blinding, though. She also insisted that I get rid of all her baby pictures in her room. Her exact words, “You need to remove all of those ridiculous baby pictures of me. It’s embarrassing when my friends come over and see them.” Another boo hoo, from me. She was such a CUTE baby:
Where has my baby gone??
The before – PINK room:
The during – PINK to BLUE room:
The after – BLUE room
I bought some really cool fabric to make new curtains because she also insisted we remove the shutters and the pink gingham shades. So, I whipped up some curtains…
Painted the valance white and voila…
Not too shabby, eh?
We got rid of her full bed and Grandma & Grandpa bought her a lovely daybed with trundle (so she can have her friends sleep over)
I assembled the bed all by my little self and then we went hunting for a cute comfoter set. Surprisingly, we found one right away. It matches the walls and the curtains perfectly. What luck! She is thrilled with her new room and stays up there for hours – which is good because she still has a ton of sorting and cleaning to do.
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Two Lazy Dogs 