I wish I were a dog! This is how my boys spent New Year’s Eve. If we could all be so lucky.
Gus’s New Year’s Resolutions:
– I will never jump through the front window to chase a squirrel again
– I will try and keep my tongue off the kitchen counter
– I will try to keep my sock consumption to only one per week, and I will try to not vomit all over Mom’s bedroom floor after eating one
– I will not try and eat the pillows on the couch like they were big marshmallows
Ridley’s News Year’s Resolutions:
– I will try to stop barking incessantly
– I will stop eating my own poop
– I will stop waking Mom up first thing in the morning by taking a flying leap over the end of her bed and landing on her chest
– I will stop herding and nipping at people who visit our home
Two Lazy Dogs 