Please note that this blog contains information pertaining to real life issues and events. The narratives, messages, and thoughts contained herein may not always be pleasant but are always truthful. Some posts may include vilification, others, adulation – the names have been changed to protect the innocent and the guilty. This is my life and this is the way I choose to express myself. I am human; I am sarcastic, snarky and sassy. However, on any given day you may find humor, joy and possibly even a glimmer of hope from a particular post.
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Two Lazy Dogs 
Ok, I haven’t gone to sleep yet. Still reading. I’ve been meaning to do a disclaimer too, but chances are mine will be very serious and legal like. Partly because I want to cover my ass, and partly because I take things way too seriously. I get caught up in the details of things all too often. Still I like the way you’ve done your’s. It’s fun, but real. May or may not be going to sleep now. 😛
Thanks for the comment.Yeah, I’m not really trying to cover my ass (I’d need a bigger disclaimer to do that – ha!) but I’d been getting some off-color remarks and hate mail (and I take everything personally) so I decided I’d better lay down the law! Come back and visit soon…and I’ll check out your blog in the meantime!
Now…GO TO SLEEP!!
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ps: Love your avatar…I want some naughty candy hearts for Valentine’s Day, damn it!!
Awesome description, wish I had one nearly as clever. “The names have been changed to protect the innocent AND THE GUILTY”
Thanks…I have to include EVERYONE!
Hi there! i seen you on my stats so i thought i would come check you out!! i see you have me blogrolled and i thank ya!
based on what i’ve read so far, we appear to have much in common and i’m sure we’re gonna be lifelong friends!! thanks for checkin me out and heres a toast to new friendships! oh, and beer.
Hey there! Nice to meet you…a while back I stumbled across your blog Swimming Upstream and had just started reading when “POOF” it was gone. I was like, WTF? I found someone as opinionated and as sassy as myself and then you were gone. So glad to see you’re back…I’m raising my bottle o’ beer to ya right now! Cheers!!!
Fantastic intro…I like you already!
Why, thank you!
This is great. I need to write me something like this cuz tonight, I officially pissed someone off and he linked err, uh, pinged my page. Hahahaha Oh well. Maybe that makes me a real blogger now? 🙂
Also, I think I must add you to my blog roll. I enjoy your posts.
Hi ispyu,
Thanks! Yeah, I pissed off a few when I initially started this blog so I figured I’d better cover myself with this little disclaimer.
And thanks for adding me…I shall pop on over to your blog shortly.