Apparently, the long weekend brought out the freakishness in folk as you can see by the search terms that landed people here:
Anus fuck (ok, not sure where that came from…I don’t believe I have ever mentioned anus on here…hmmm…maybe the search engine droid can now read minds. Uh-oh.)
Therapy when you ain’t got no money (that would be called self-help)
Sushi whore (yes, I am)
Stupid monkey (yes, they are)
If you ain’t got the cash pay with you’re a (wondering what the ending of this line could be?)
Really serious stuff (it’s all right here, folks)
A god will suck on an egg, if a dog can (ummm…not sure what they were searching for with this one)
Hong Kong Fooey’s cat (well, first, I believe it’s spelled ‘Phooey’ – and his cat’s name is Spot…welcome)
octopussy or eels in her ass holes (what, WHAT?)
Monkey fucker (ick…who’d what to fuck a shit slinger?)
Blah, blah, blah I’m a dirty whore
Dirty rotten whore (are you sensing a pattern here?)
Rainy day strap on (how about an any day strap on?)
Do real fairies like dogs (good question, and good luck with that one)
How to slap someone brutally (you’ve come to the right place; step on up, I’ll show you)
Two Lazy Dogs 