Seeing as I’m such a clepto I stole yet another meme. I’m not sure what has possessed me to expose all this info on the interwebs. Shit, ya’ll pretty much know everything about me already, so what’s the harm? I’m not sure where they were going with this particular meme other than to see how many of us would incriminate ourselves. I’m always a sucka. Try it yourself if you dare! Here we go:
- Over 21? Yes (that’s a stupid question. If I said no was someone gonna stop me from going any further?)
- Danced in front of your mirror naked? Yes (among other places)
- Ever told a lie? Yes (oh boy, now you’re gonna call me a liar)
- Been arrested? Yes (not for anything exciting…trespassing when I was in high school. meh!)
- Kissed a picture? Yes (but not since I was a mere child)
- Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes (here’s a good story – used to work as a paralegal the year I graduated from college. I still had the college drinking urge so my dear friend and I would go out just about every night. {thanks JLCB – gonna get you to comment on here somehow!} The next day I would go to work at the ass crack of dawn, lock the doors and try to sleep off my hangover in my boss’s office. Luckily, he was a very busy man and was rarely in the office…and he’s dead now so I can tell this story, thanks Bill)
- Held an actual snake? Yes (several)
- Ever run a red light? Yes (but never got a traffic ticket for doing so)
- Ever drink and drive? Yes (I know, I know, I’m bad. I was young and foolish)
- Been suspended from school? No
- Ever been fired from a job? No
- Been in a fist fight? No
- Sang karaoke? Um…does PS2 High School Musical count?
- Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes (all the time…it’s a constant battle of good vs. evil in my head)
- Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes (KoolAid, Beer, Milk…ouch)
- Ever gone “under the knife?” Yes (more times than I care to remember)
- Ever laughed until you wet yourself? Yes (but my favorite trick is getting drunk and walking home in the cold – that will make me pee for sure)
- Ever been dumpster diving. Hell Yes. (one of my fave pastimes in college. The flower shop dumpster was right next to our favorite bars…we’d get all liquored up and then go diving for glorious fresh flowers to bring home with us or to plaster over some guy’s car that we had a crush on)
- Kissed in the rain? Yes (done more than that in the rain. Note to you gals – remove your eye makeup prior to fooling around in the rain as the streaming, acid rain will cause your makeup to run, which will, in turn, cause severe burning of the eyes, resulting in coitus interruptus)
- Sang in the shower? Yes
- Sat on a rooftop? Yes (peed on one, too)
- Ever witnessed a crime? No
- Thought about your past with regret? Yes (shoulda, coulda, woulda)
- Been pushed in the pool with your clothes on? Yes (been pushed into the pool with clothes off also)
- Skinny dipped? Yes (more often than not)
- Had sex in a public place? Yes
- Blacked out from drinking? Yes (I think…or was I just napping?)
- Taken naked pics? Yes (and no, you can’t see them!)
- Cried yourself to sleep? Yes (more than I’d like to. I’m a baby)
- Fired a gun? Yes
- Liked someone with nobody else knowing about it? Yes (I don’t think his wife would have liked the idea, though)
- Played strip poker? Yes
- Been to a strip joint? No
- Donated Blood? No (shame on me – but I’ve had bloodwork done a gazillion times, does that count?)
- Liked someone you shouldn’t? Yes (always)
- Have a tattoo? No
- Been to jail? No
- Have or had any piercings? Yes
- Made out with a complete stranger? Yes
- Had a one night stand? Yes (oh boy, the guilt is piling up)
- Caught someone cheating on you? No (didn’t catch him – he admitted to it)
- Mooned/Flashed someone? Yes (used to be the queen of tittie flashing)
- Been to a rodeo? Yes (Yee Haw! I loves me some cowboys!)
- Been to a NASCAR race? No
- Been in Love? Yes
- Met a celebrity? Yes (and had dinner with them)
- Been on TV? Yes (when I was 8…in a puppet show on PBS – do you want my autograph?)
- Know how to cook? Damn skippy
- Slept outdoors? Yes (every night in the summer whilst growing up – how else would I be able to sneak out and smooch the boys?)
- Spent the night in a snow cave? No (I’m not frickin’ Grizzly Adams)
- Slept with someone knowing you didn’t like them? Yes (oh boy, more guilt)
- Smoked? Yes (glad I wasn’t asked what I smoked)
- Ever done drugs? Yes (crap, this is incriminating. If you’re my lawyer and are reading this, please disregard this answer)
- Thought you were going to drown? Yes (when I was 7 yrs. old and we were at the beach – I slipped off the drop off and was flailing to get my head above water. My Mom said “I knew you would make it to the surface” as she sat on the beach and watched as I crawled my way out of the water)
- Play an instrument? No (heh…well…does the skin flute count?)
- Bungee jumped, skydived, based jumped, etc? No (no desire to – would parasail, though)
the skin flute .. heheh, good times, good times.
Heh. Fine times…especially for the Scarlet Gargler. Bwhahahaha!!
Are you sure that you won’t share any pics? 😉
Well, Evylicious…maybe just for your eyes only. 😈
I like this one I might steal it. Love your answers! LOL
Thanks DDTD…steal away. I believe the original rules stated that it was a Yes or No answer only…so much for following rules! That would have been far too boring.
ok, your “pink” answers are hilarious, to explain anything that was misunderstood with the quick Y or N. This is a tricky meme! But, your answers are great 😉
Thanks JQ – you know me, always feeling the need to elaborate. I figured pink would make it a little less harsh. Hahaha. Probably incriminated myself a bit too much on this one. Oh well…it was fun!
Sorry, I’m at Romi’s place and just read your comment on the “foot fetish” and burst out in laughter, just had to tell you! OMG, you are nuts and I love it!
Thanks! Seriously, the dude was whacked. At least I got a decent meal and a bottle of wine outta him. Heh! And then…he had the NERVE to try and stick his nasty-foot-lickin’-tongue down my throat. Gag! I wanted to shout, “Ewwww, I know where that tongue’s been!”
“Fallen asleep at work/school?…thanks Bill”
Where you thanking Bill for dieing in the above statement? 😕
All those wild answers and no strip club action. What’s up with that? 😉
Oh, crap…it does sound like that, doesn’t it? I’m so sorry Bill. Of course I wasn’t thanking him for dying. Hahaha. Do you think I’m THAT cruel?
I know, can you believe that a bad girl like me has NEVER ever been to a strip joint? And the only time I’ve witnessed a male stripper was when I was 8 mos. pregnant and attending my friend’s bachelorette party. Of course, the stripper dude insisted on rubbing his greasy self all over my pregnantness. I was hot, sweaty and ready to pop so I was a little miffed by his actions. I believe I patted him on the head and said, easy there little fella. No one has invited me to a bachelorette party since. 😦
Why is it that my explanations to you are always far longer than your comments? Shit. I’m just gonna start emailing you my responses so I don’t look like a fool by taking up my own comment space! 😀
As always, I can count on you for a good giggle.
Fallen asleep at work? Your story reminds me me of my younger days of drinking seven days a week. I worked at a bank & my girlfriends & I would take turns sleeping off our hangovers in the small safety deposit box rooms. You know? The cozy little private room where the customers empty the contents of their boxes?
There’s me, drooling on the counter, dead passed out, waiting for 5:00 p.m. to do it all over again.
Good times….
Thanks BizyLizy. Sometimes I even laugh at myself remembering all of my foolishness!
Oh…your story is better than mine. “Drooling on the counter…” Hahahahaha!
I think we may have a great many things in common. 🙂
Okey dokey, Spidey. Thanks!
um…can I have a go at this one some time?
and who was the celebrity? I’m all intrigued?
Hey Cowgal…yes, please take it and have fun!
It was Dr. Ruth Westheimer (the sex therapist!)…and no, I wasn’t seeking therapy. heehee!
Oh my God, C – you should write a book. You’re such a riot!
WC
Write a book? Hell no! That’s your job missy…and I can’t wait to read yours!
Thanks…I’m glad you think I’m a riot…my family just thinks I’m mental. 😉
Aww… I’m all disappointed that you’re not Grizzly Adams! My whole image of you is blown now!
So sorry to blow the image. I was never very successful with the facial hair thing so couldn’t have pulled it off anyway. BwahahaaHaha!
LOL – you are mental – but I mean that in the nicest way. And mentals get really good book deals – maybe I should try that. I’ve tried everything else.
Annie
Yes Annie – try being mental…it’s much more fun than being normal, and heck, if it gets you a book deal it’s well worth the classification.
S
Oh my gosh, I have visions of getting all worked up with someone in the rain, and the make-up removal tip is SO crucial, given the ridiculous amount of mascara I’m always sporting 😉
THANKS 🙂
You are welcome…it’s an extremely important survival tip!
This looks like a fun meme. Your’s was sure fun to read. I guess I’ll have to try this one too.
Thanks Joan. It was fun…you should try it!
I’ve been a lurker long enough! You and I have so much in common!! You are more honest than I could be…wait, that’s not true…but I have children who read my blogs (they’re old enough to hear this stuff, but still..)
Love your stuff and I get the removing the mascara thing. Same goes for shower sex. Remove make-up first! It also looks nasty running down the face. I look like some sort of zombie when it gets to dripping like that. Not exactly sexy, if ya know what I mean.
I’m adding you to my blogroll!!! Love ya!
Trisha
Hey Trisha,
Good…no more lurking! You are blogrolled as well.
Yes, I have a tendency to be blatant…which, more often than not, gets me into trouble. Oh well. Life’s no fun without a little trouble! Some of my family members read this but they know my history so it’s really no shock to them. I’m worried that my 9 yr. old will go to school and look me up in computer lab. I’ve already threatened to cut off both of her thumbs if she so much as searches for momma’s blog! Bwahahahaha. Not really. But it would be cool if she said, “Charlie, they took my thumb!”
Love ya, too, darling. Mwah!
s
*SNATCH*
thank ya!!!
Welcome chicky!