Me, me, me, me, me Meme

Seeing as I’m such a clepto I stole yet another meme. I’m not sure what has possessed me to expose all this info on the interwebs. Shit, ya’ll pretty much know everything about me already, so what’s the harm? I’m not sure where they were going with this particular meme other than to see how many of us would incriminate ourselves. I’m always a sucka. Try it yourself if you dare! Here we go:

• Over 21? Yes (that’s a stupid question. If I said no was someone gonna stop me from going any further?)
• Danced in front of your mirror naked? Yes (among other places)
• Ever told a lie? Yes (oh boy, now you’re gonna call me a liar)
• Been arrested? Yes (not for anything exciting…trespassing when I was in high school. meh!)
• Kissed a picture? Yes (but not since I was a mere child)
• Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes (here’s a good story – used to work as a paralegal the year I graduated from college. I still had the college drinking urge so my dear friend and I would go out just about every night. {thanks JLCB – gonna get you to comment on here somehow!} The next day I would go to work at the ass crack of dawn, lock the doors and try to sleep off my hangover in my boss’s office. Luckily, he was a very busy man and was rarely in the office…and he’s dead now so I can tell this story, thanks Bill)
  
• Held an actual snake? Yes (several)
• Ever run a red light? Yes (but never got a traffic ticket for doing so)
• Ever drink and drive? Yes (I know, I know, I’m bad. I was young and foolish)
• Been suspended from school? No
• Ever been fired from a job? No
• Been in a fist fight? No
• Sang karaoke? Um…does PS2 High School Musical count?
• Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes (all the time…it’s a constant battle of good vs. evil in my head)
• Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes (KoolAid, Beer, Milk…ouch)
• Ever gone “under the knife?” Yes (more times than I care to remember)
• Ever laughed until you wet yourself? Yes (but my favorite trick is getting drunk and walking home in the cold – that will make me pee for sure)
• Ever been dumpster diving. Hell Yes. (one of my fave pastimes in college. The flower shop dumpster was right next to our favorite bars…we’d get all liquored up and then go diving for glorious fresh flowers to bring home with us or to plaster over some guy’s car that we had a crush on)
  
• Kissed in the rain? Yes (done more than that in the rain. Note to you gals – remove your eye makeup prior to fooling around in the rain as the streaming, acid rain will cause your makeup to run, which will, in turn, cause severe burning of the eyes, resulting in coitus interruptus)
• Sang in the shower? Yes
• Sat on a rooftop? Yes (peed on one, too)
• Ever witnessed a crime? No
• Thought about your past with regret? Yes (shoulda, coulda, woulda)
• Been pushed in the pool with your clothes on? Yes (been pushed into the pool with clothes off also)
• Skinny dipped? Yes (more often than not)
• Had sex in a public place? Yes
• Blacked out from drinking? Yes (I think…or was I just napping?)
• Taken naked pics? Yes (and no, you can’t see them!)
  
• Cried yourself to sleep? Yes (more than I’d like to. I’m a baby)
  
• Fired a gun? Yes
• Liked someone with nobody else knowing about it? Yes (I don’t think his wife would have liked the idea, though)
• Played strip poker? Yes
• Been to a strip joint? No
• Donated Blood? No (shame on me – but I’ve had bloodwork done a gazillion times, does that count?)
• Liked someone you shouldn’t? Yes (always)
• Have a tattoo? No
• Been to jail? No
• Have or had any piercings? Yes
• Made out with a complete stranger? Yes
• Had a one night stand? Yes (oh boy, the guilt is piling up)
• Caught someone cheating on you? No (didn’t catch him – he admitted to it)
• Mooned/Flashed someone? Yes (used to be the queen of tittie flashing)
  
• Been to a rodeo? Yes (Yee Haw! I loves me some cowboys!)
• Been to a NASCAR race? No
• Been in Love? Yes
• Met a celebrity? Yes (and had dinner with them)
• Been on TV? Yes (when I was 8…in a puppet show on PBS – do you want my autograph?)
• Know how to cook? Damn skippy
• Slept outdoors? Yes (every night in the summer whilst growing up – how else would I be able to sneak out and smooch the boys?)
• Spent the night in a snow cave? No (I’m not frickin’ Grizzly Adams)
• Slept with someone knowing you didn’t like them? Yes (oh boy, more guilt)
• Smoked? Yes (glad I wasn’t asked what I smoked)
  
• Ever done drugs? Yes (crap, this is incriminating. If you’re my lawyer and are reading this, please disregard this answer)
• Thought you were going to drown? Yes (when I was 7 yrs. old and we were at the beach – I slipped off the drop off and was flailing to get my head above water. My Mom said “I knew you would make it to the surface” as she sat on the beach and watched as I crawled my way out of the water)
• Play an instrument? No (heh…well…does the skin flute count?)
• Bungee jumped, skydived, based jumped, etc? No (no desire to – would parasail, though)

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